a week ago i was in Urdaneta, Pangasinan to pay condolences to my mum's side's relatives. Her aunt, which technically happens to be my "lola" died at the age of 93. Lola Lorenza was the youngest of my great grandparents' children, and of course, my late grandpa's younger sister. It also happened that lola was my mom and dad's "ninang" in their wedding. Basta to cut it short, we went to their place kahit hindi namin alam specifically [syempre nagtanong-tanong pa kami] to give respect for her remains. May she rest in peace. However...
How could my lola remain in peace sa ingay ng huling gabi. Hilarious. Its my first time to encounter such a gathering na sa huling lamayan ay may tugtugan. oo hindi lang ordinaryong tugtugan. potek, masayang tugtugan! i thought it was only being featured sa tv ung ganung style ng wake, pero me ganun pala talaga haha. me mga dancer pa amp... nagkakantahan ng "bulaklak", "sasakyan kita", "ISPAGETI SONG", at mga pang disco. kahit mga AKON songs taena. kasama daw yon sa package ng funeral services. hala, birit kung birit. kala ko nga magssoulja boy ang mga singer. awkward pero, kahit ano na!I met 'the' uncles i've never met before, asking their blessings [mano po and all], and smiling nonstop to whoever people that is served in front of me. hirap nun ah. 4 hours of byahe and there i was nodding everytime mom will say "eto ang bunso ko..." still, I show respect naman. na-miss lang siguro talaga ni mama ang mga pinsan nyang yun. haha. i also met my 2nd cousins... one of my cousins there has a business. bigtime nga eh. me Inn and Restaurant. why i say bigtime because out of selling spices [garlic, onions], she has been able to produce such a big establishment in Urdaneta City. kumbaga eh: KATAS ng hirap. She and her husband has been able to provide good life to their children, sucess na rin in life.. we had late dinner sa restaurant nila and we stayed the night at one of their vacant rooms sa kanilang inn. sosyal!
what really surprised me was that I HAVE A RELATIVE pala studying in UST. and bigtime, sa College of Fine Arts and Design pa talaga. hahaha. nasa iisa lang kaming building hindi ko pa kilala. Goodness. Jacqueline is taking up interior design sa uste. small world. I met her when i was there. ok naman. chika galore. grabe talaga shocking! I imagine myself maybe nakakasalubong ko sya o nadadaanan lang sa lobby or in the corridor, or baka nakikita ko sa C.R. alam mo un! wala lang i just felt happy. It runs in the blood ba talaga? hahahahaha syet.. happy happy happy to know. sna alam mo ang feeling hahaha~
the next day was the interment. and kalokang experience talaga, sa simbahan kung saan ibbless ang remains before ilagay sa cemetery, LITERAL na babae ang pari. yup. literal na me priestess. haha. aliwwww.. kaloka haha. so ayun after nilibing si lola, we prayed and eat there early lunch then off we go to Manaoag, since isang tricycle lang ang byahe nasa Manaoag na kami. haha every May nagpupunta kami ng Manaoag so why not! yipeeeeeeeeeee bibili ako kakanin! well if you know what is called a "tupig", aka grilled sticky rice, haha astig yon!!
that day the mass was about Jesus' ascencion in heaven. sana umakyat din sa langit si lola lorenza ko.
P.S.
Jacqueline Seto Ma, my newly-found relative in beato, is my niece.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!! since Toma Ikuta's Honey and Clover live action has already ended, a new series is up on its slot. The title is Zettai Kareshi live [Absolute Boyfriend], and is starred naman by Hayami Mokomichi [as the hunky-chuncky robot, named Night Tenjo] and my ever-crushie ... MIZUSHIMA HIRO! [Nanba-sempai from HANAzakari no KIMItachi e - Japan]!!!! the show is based from another manga by Yuu Watase. Synopsis:
Robot maker, Kronos Heaven, finally develops "Night Tenjo", the perfect male humanoid programmed to be devoted and completely loyal to his lover. The company chooses temp worker Izawa Riko to take part in a 5-day free trial. At first, Riko only sees Night as a household appliance. But when she finds out how deep Night's devotion to herself is, Riko finds herself falling in love with him. Joining the love triangle is Asamoto Soshi, a distinguished young executive at her company who has feelings for her. -from Fuji TV
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nagstart na sya so ayun, kung di mo na mahintay, manood ka nalang sa mysoju.com or magdownload ka! hahahaha!
Dear Mommy-yo,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you sit at my father.
I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone.
Go burn,
Bugoy
--hahahaha, takte yan... kagaguhan at its finest! try nyo rin aliw!
galing kay jaime
Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that ___10___ ___11___.
___12___
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you sit at my father.
I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone.
Go burn,
Bugoy
--hahahaha, takte yan... kagaguhan at its finest! try nyo rin aliw!
galing kay jaime
Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that ___10___ ___11___.
___12___
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
kanina ginulantang kami ng kabilang kalye...oo. kung nakikinig ka ng radyo o nanonood ng tv kani-kanina lang, alas-10 ng umaga, nag good morning sa akin ang napakamakapal na usok.
yep, nilamon ang mahigit 20 kabahayan ng sunog na parang walang awa.
halos lahat ng kakilala ko na taga-benitez [street sa kabila namin], ay biktima ng makapal na usok na yun... pero buti walang nasaktan... at buti nalang ang iba hindi nadamay ang bahay. nakakatakot... ilang gas tank ang sumabog. akala namin aabot sa bahay namin. buti nalang... as in masasabi ko pa na BUTI NALANG.... to think na dati, banda dyan kami nakatira. kung saka-sakaling nandun pa rin kami sa spot na pinangyarihan ng sunog, wala na akong laptop para i-blog pa ang mga sinasabi ko ngayon...
ang nasa picture sa itaas ay ang sinasabi kong usok.. walang-wala pa yan sa lagay na yan... pero mga 20 minutes before yan para kang nakakita ng 80% grayish na cumulus clouds at may kasamang mala-Gas na ambiance ng tag-araw... whew...
iba talaga pag malakas ang pananampalataya. thank God talaga... i love you!
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